The most annoying bath toy ever made

Karma is a bitch. A couple of years ago, we gave Scott's little cousin (who was about Colin's age at the time) a very loud, very obnoxious, very annoying Elmo guitar toy for Christmas. She loved that thing and played with it constantly. After about the 5th set of batteries it went through, Scott's aunt couldn't take it any more and when the batteries finally died for the last time, she told Scott's little cousin that the toy didn't work any more. She has always joked since then, "I can't wait until you have kids and someone buys you the most annoying toy on earth."



We received said toy for Christmas...







Sure, it may look harmless, cute even, but let me assure you it IS the most annoying toy ever made. It's a RubberDubber character (used to be a cartoon on either Disney or Nick I don't remember) that floats along in the bathtub. Once your child presses the button, the frog repeats over and over and over and over in a very shrill, high pitched voice, "Swwwiiiimmmiiiinnn!! It's bathtime!!!!!" For the next 10 minutes everytime the lily pad moves you hear "Swwwiiiimmmmiiiinn!! It's bathtime!!!" I swear this thing is worse than the freakin' Energizer Bunny.



Of course Colin thinks it the greatest thing ever made and pushes the button time and time again. We've recently had to draw the line about playing with this damn thing when NOT in the bathtub. I swear it's enough to drive a person insane. I'm hoping the batteries run out very soon. Knowing my luck they'll last forever & I'll be hearing "Swwwiiiimmmmmiiinnn!!!! It's Bathtime!!! indefinately.